老公，你過生日，我真想把自己打包快遞給你。

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過生日時，老婆興高采烈地對我說：“老公，你過生日，我真想把自己打包快遞給你。”我回答：“不行，這禮物太貴重了。。。”見老婆一臉得意的樣子，我說：“發快遞太貴，因為你太重。”...

上一篇：今天朋友來做客，我說老婆今晚鍋我涮。下一篇：老婆特愛吃肉，又擔心自己會發胖。

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老公，你過生日，我真想把自己打包快遞給你。

老公，你過生日，我真想把自己打包快遞給你。